INT. ART GALLERY, FALMOUTH - DAY
Patroclus, Mr BC and Mr BC's best mate (who shall be referred to in time-honoured fashion as 'BM') are looking at an exhibition of Impressionistic paintings of Venice in the gallery where BM works.
ME: Ooh, now, that one's quite Turner-esque.
MR BC: Yes, and this one looks a bit like -
ME: Monet's series of Rouen Cathedral?
Mr BC: No, that wasn't what I was thinking of.
ME: Canaletto, but with a sort of wibbly filter* on it?
MR BC: I was thinking more of...what's that one where Lara has to steal the motorboat?
ME: Tomb Raider 2?
MR BC: That's the one.
BM: Isn't it time you were going?
* A term I learned from Brian Sewell.