Friday, February 15, 2008

Commercial Break

INT. LIVING ROOM - EVENING

PATROCLUS is watching a repeat of Time Team on Discovery Civilisation. An advert for Lloyds TSB comes on.

VOICEOVER: Wouldn't you like to make last night's dream today's reality?

ME: Christ no, I dreamt I gave birth to the cat.

3 comments:

Hayley the Wench said...

I had a dream that I had a piece of pastry that turned into a Nissan Micra when you added water.

patroclus said...

I've long feared the day would come when companies learned how to beam adverts into our dreams. Brrr.

llewtrah said...

My dreams are way too disturbing to want them to become reality, even that weird-but-raunchy one I had about Gene Hunt and a motorbike. As for the ones aboutmarching singing dwarves on Shepherd's Bush Road ....