My zodiac iconography stinks, but my French is pretty good
But seriously, do you mean "some sweat down in London"? No, really, do you?
Although only currently 4th place for some twat in Cornwall. I imagine Joshua "Brillian Brit" Shock, is quacking in his boots though.
Number one for "lovely mens bottoms" - what does that say about me?!
I'm number one for "Fish & Testicle Egg". That can't be a good thing.
congratulations, i assume?i'm #1 (of a frightening 655,000) for "drank too much out of it". worrying as (a) it doesn't make sense and (b)i may end up as a poster child for the DrinkAware campeign.
This calls for congratulations
You can find me with 'trouser therapist'.And I'm fourth with 'two little boys had two little toys'.I need to reassess my life.If you put in 'Tim Footman stole my knees', you get, er, Tim Footman.
Tim: That's a very difficult question. Almost as difficult as that question in my 20th century French literature final.James: Is Joshua Shock, 19, Cornwall's answer to Max Gogarty? Perhaps they ought to be combined into one fictional character called Max Shock, and given their own series on Bebo.Nuttycow: Hello! I don't believe I've seen you round these parts before. I expect it implies that you have exquisite taste in men's bottoms, and who can say fairer than that?Hayley: It never fails to amaze me what people search for.Rosie: Perhaps it's in reference to the horn of plenty? Although now I think about it, I'm not sure if that makes it any better.GSE: Thank you. I am looking forward to my telegram from Alan Rusbridger.FR: You and Billy (#1 for 'Toilet Scientist') should team up to fight toilet and trouser-related crime. Also, I can't believe I just searched for 'Tim Footman stole my knees'.
Can I just put it on record that I didn't steal Fat Roland's knees, I just borrowed them from the library, then swapped them for a letter written by Alain Robbe-Grillet. Which, since his recent demise (I believe he was run down by a hybrid milk float/laundry van while massaging the neck of someone else's wife) is now worth quite a bit.Incidentally, if you put "Alain Robbe-Grillet" into Babelfish, you get "Alan Rusbridger".**This isn't quite true.
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