My cousin is staying at Quinquireme Towers this week.
Me: Ooh, how's that website of yours going?
Cousin: Oh, that. Well it turned out that one of the developers was sick of social networking, so he didn't want to do it any more. And then it turned out that Facebook had the same sort of application already, so there wasn't any point.
Me: Oh dear. So what are you going to do instead?
Cousin: I'm going to become a lawyer.
Full-time score at the end of the Second Dotcom Boom: Facebook 1 (Zuckerberg 07), Everyone Else 0.