INT. QUINQUIREME TOWERS - DAY
ME: Ooh look, Tim Footman called me 'the Poly Styrene of the blogosphere'. I'm so punk rock.
MR BC: You *are* punk rock.
There is a pause, during which I sip Earl Grey tea and look at the Habitat catalogue.
MR BC: Of course, she went mad, you know.
ME: Yes, well, I went mad too, but then I took drugs and got better.