I can't help but feel that the Fabulous New Business Division that LC and I have been setting up is an exact mirror of the entire plot of Ghostbusters.
A metaphorical spook appeared in a notional municipal library in January, and by March we'd become convinced that all hell was about to break loose. We've even made an advert. It starts running next week.
But for now, everything is very quiet. Too quiet. A typical conversation in the office might go like this:
ME: LC, any calls?
ME: Any messages?
ME: Any customers?
LC: No, Dr. Patroclus.
ME: Type something, will you; we're paying for this stuff!
Still, I'm pretty sure something wildly unorthodox is going to happen any day now. I've even armed myself with a new pair of Converse and the latest Husky Rescue album in preparation for the coming Social Media Armageddon.
Anyway, while we're waiting for Zuul to manifest in the spanking new office fridge, please help yourselves to our super tap-along theme song:
Ray Parker Jr vs Public Enemy - Bring The Noise (m4a)
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Now back to cataloguing my collection of spores, moulds and fungus...