INT. LADIES TOILET, CHISWICK HIGH ROAD BRASSERIE - NIGHT
A mobile phone rings. GIRL in toilet cubicle answers.
GIRL: What? I'm having a wee!
GIRL: I'm at Ant and Dec's! Having a wee! Where are you?
GIRL: I didn't say Frankie's! I said Ant and Dec's!
Girl exits cubicle.
GIRL (to friend): Tch - I told her to meet us at Ant and Dec's, but she's standing outside Frankie Dettori's!
FRIEND: Oh. So what do you want to do, then?
GIRL: Shall we just go back to All Bar One?