INT. QUINQUIREME TOWERS - DAY
There is a carrier bag on top of the Mysterious Edwardian Hallrobe that I need to retrieve, but I can't reach it.
ME: Can you reach that carrier bag down for me?
(Mr BC dutifully retrieves carrier bag.)
ME: You know, I never thought of myself as being particularly short until I met you. It didn't even occur to me.
Mr BC: Aww. I don't think of you as short.
ME: Oh, good.
Mr BC: I think of you as tiny.