Friday, August 29, 2008

Not (Yet) A Recognised Medical Condition

Overheard in the Day Assessment Unit, Princess Alexandra Maternity Wing, Royal Cornwall Hospital, Truro:

MIDWIFE 1: Gosh, it's busy today, isn't it?

MIDWIFE 2: It really is. We've got urine coming out of our ears!

2 comments:

Vicus Scurra said...

She was probably taking the piss.

Tim Footman said...

I once met a doctor who had shit for brains. Do you think they're related?