INT. LIVING ROOM - NIGHT
PATROCLUS and MR BC are waiting for the Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall programme to come on. A voiceover announces a forthcoming instalment* of 'Location Location Location'.
VOICEOVER: Buying a house is one of the most stressful things you can imagine.
MR BC: No it isn't.
ME: It's supposed to be. We must have done it wrong.
MR BC: I don't remember getting in any way stressed about it at any point.
ME: You were quite stressed about it the other day.
MR BC: Well, all these estate agents and solicitors kept ringing up to say 'Congratulations! You've exchanged!' When I was trying to eat my lunch!
ME: You aren't like other people, are you?
MR BC: No.
* Is this how you spell 'instalment'? Or is it 'installment'? I am having a minor crisis about it.