If the thought of watching paint dry gets you all out of breath and hot under the collar, you might like to join me in the infinitely more relaxing pastime of Waiting For My Dad To Post Something On His Blog.
Dad - whom some long-term Quinquireme readers may remember under a different name (different from his real name, I mean: I should hope that almost all of you remember him as something other than 'Dad', unless there are things he isn't telling me) - has lured me in with promises that his blog will contain erudite, multilayered pontifications on subjects including, but not limited to, the music of Beethoven and urination, but so far all it comes up with is 'No Posts Match Your Query'.
Anyway, here it is. He's had it for almost a month already, so maybe the act of my unveiling it will actually prompt him to write something.
UPDATE: Heh heh, that seems to have done the trick.