INT. QUINQUIREME/BLUE CAT TOWERS - DAY
The phone rings downstairs.
ME: (answering it) Hello?
WOMAN: Hello, is James there please?
ME: He's out I'm afraid, can I take a message?
WOMAN: It's [insert name of estate agent] here. James wanted to make an appointment to a view a house in [insert name of recently slightly poshed-up harbourside village].
ME: Did he? I don't know anything about that. Shall I ask him to call you back?
ESTATE AGENT: Yes please. It's 373595.
ME: But that's well out of our price range!
ESTATE AGENT: That's our phone number.