The lovely Mr BC and I are playing on Facebook.
ME: I am going to poke you and see what happens.
Mr BC: Righto.
ME: Oooh! Ooh! Ooh!
Mr BC: What?
ME: It says 'You have poked James Henry'.
Mr BC: What does it mean?
ME: I don't know. I think it's for flirting.
Mr BC: Oh.
Mr BC: Ooh, that means I accidentally flirted with Danny Stack.
Mr BC: Still, I don't expect he minds.
Mr BC: Probably sees it as a great honour, actually.
A short while later...
Mr BC: Ooh! Richard has updated his profile picture!
It's going to be a long afternoon.