Friday, July 29, 2005

*Cough*

Apparently I got a little bit angry and over-punctuated yesterday. Sorry about that, everyone. Expect future posts to cover such contentious topics as fluffy kittens and hot chocolate with whipped cream.

Mmm, hot chocolate with whipped cream. Is it Autumn yet?

13 comments:

Pashmina said...

You'll be lucky.

And here was I logging on to share with you a couple of examples of North London rubbishness, carefully hand-selected from the veritable cornucopia of examples offered by a stroll from Angel to Highbury & Islington stations. I had pictures and everything.

patroclus said...

Oh fantastic. Don't let me stop you in any way, Pash.

Pashmina said...

OK, here goes:

Here we see a fine example of a North London bakery:
Overpriced breaded goods? Check.
Coffee machine the size of a small house? Check.
Still open at 10.00pm so that customers can sit outside and inhale fumes of passing traffic? Check.

What more could you ask for? Ah...

Perhaps a sweet little baby shop? Initially I thought - hoped - that its name was derived from its proximity to Islington Green. However, as I had feared, the windows proved to be chock full of organic baby clothes and the like.

So you see, Chiswick doesn't have a monopoly on ridiculous emporia designed purely to extract the maximum possible amount of cash from the monied and foolish.

patroclus said...

Euphorium bakery! Euphoric because they can get away with charging £1,867.43 for a cheese sandwich, or euphoric because the customers are all high on diesel fumes? Or both?

This is great. In fact I think it would be eminently possible to create an entire blog devoted to mocking London's trendy boutiques in a vicious and merciless fashion.

Now *there's* an idea...

Pashmina said...

That is, actually, a fantastic idea

patroclus said...

Excellent. I'll cover Turnham Green Terrace, you cover Marylebone High Street...

Must get new digital camera, and remember not to drop this one numerous times on to unyielding concrete surfaces.

Pashmina said...

Excellent, sounds like a plan.

We'll have to divide Notting Hill up between us though, it's too much for one person.

lauren said...

and you know who lives around there, don't you?

Herge Smith said...

Er, do you skin the kittens before adding the hot choclate with whipped cream?

Otherwise all that hair... yuck!

patroclus said...

I think Starbucks has an industrial pulping machine. Otherwise, how would they be able to forge their New! and Delicious! Fruit Bagel Bars (bagel, my arse. Fruit, my arse) from the previous day's leftovers? So it looks like Starbucks will get the monopoly on Whipped Chocolate Kitten - the New! and Delicious! hot beverage for Fall 2005!

Sorry cello, overdid the exclamation marks again there.

cello said...

No, don't apologise. I really do like them.

In fact - !!!!!!

Solidarity.

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