Apparently I got a little bit angry and over-punctuated yesterday. Sorry about that, everyone. Expect future posts to cover such contentious topics as fluffy kittens and hot chocolate with whipped cream.
Mmm, hot chocolate with whipped cream. Is it Autumn yet?
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Oh fantastic. Don't let me stop you in any way, Pash.
Euphorium bakery! Euphoric because they can get away with charging £1,867.43 for a cheese sandwich, or euphoric because the customers are all high on diesel fumes? Or both?
This is great. In fact I think it would be eminently possible to create an entire blog devoted to mocking London's trendy boutiques in a vicious and merciless fashion.
Now *there's* an idea...
Excellent. I'll cover Turnham Green Terrace, you cover Marylebone High Street...
Must get new digital camera, and remember not to drop this one numerous times on to unyielding concrete surfaces.
Er, do you skin the kittens before adding the hot choclate with whipped cream?
Otherwise all that hair... yuck!
I think Starbucks has an industrial pulping machine. Otherwise, how would they be able to forge their New! and Delicious! Fruit Bagel Bars (bagel, my arse. Fruit, my arse) from the previous day's leftovers? So it looks like Starbucks will get the monopoly on Whipped Chocolate Kitten - the New! and Delicious! hot beverage for Fall 2005!
Sorry cello, overdid the exclamation marks again there.
No, don't apologise. I really do like them.
In fact - !!!!!!
Solidarity.
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