Tuesday, October 23, 2007

The Humiliation Of The Long-Distance Blogger

Tonight my alter ego has the dubious honour of having been selected to liveblog an awards bash whose logo is a massive purple cock.

As if that wasn't enough, I've also been promised that in between picking up gongs for 'most egregious twat' and 'services to misogyny', attendees will be encouraged to poke me, pick fights with me, and stroke my multicoloured fur.

They did call me 'A-list', though. 'A-list idiot', I expect they meant.

2 comments:

devolutionary said...

Ah. I can see why my earlier congratulations might have confused (it related to your Ho!-ing). You clearly have much to be congratulated for.

Billy said...

A purple cock? And how come you've got multi-coloured fur.

*jealous*