Or...how to postmodernise one song to within an inch of its life:
Primal Scream - I'm Losing More Than I'll Ever Have (m4a) [Buy from Amazon]
Self-pitying 1989 indie-rock ballad that miraculously spawned:
Primal Scream - Loaded (m4a) [Buy from Amazon]
Seminal indie/dance crossover remix of the above, and the soundtrack to my first year at university, which in turn gave rise to:
team9 - Loaded vs Oops Oh My (m4a) [More team9]
Fabulous mashup of seminal indie/dance crossover remix of self-pitying 1989 indie-rock ballad with engagingly saucy R&B song about female masturbation.
All of them, of course, utterly brilliant.
Hm, work now.