INT. BLUE CAT TOWERS - EVENING
PATROCLUS and JAMES BLUE CAT are sitting in companionable silence. Eventually:
MR BC: What are you thinking about?
ME: I was just mentally going through everyone who follows me on Twitter, and imagining all the ways in which I disappoint, annoy or otherwise fail to meet the expectations of each and every one of them.
MR BC: Crikey.
ME: Why, what are you thinking about?
MR BC: Goblins.