INT. PIZZA EXPRESS CHISWICK - DAY
Me: I'd like a Nostrana salad, please.
Waiter: Um, sorry, we can't do that, we don't have any boiled eggs.
Me: Oh, right, oh, so I can't have a Fiorentina pizza either?
Waiter: No, that's OK. We've got eggs. We just don't have any boiled eggs.